Parachute

The Paratrooper

“A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, “If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha’ and you will be saved.”

The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, “Buddha oh Buddha,” and a hand came out and saved him.

He said, “Thank God,” and he was dropped.”

Tee hee hee.  Silly.

Namasté